Does Anybody Know A Way?: Archive

NEW DEMO from my band “Best Medicine”...

Oct 24th

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Fred Consults God part 10

Fred: God, do you hate fags?
God: Yes
Fred: I knew it! Bye God, I'm gonna go burn a homo's house down!
 *God shakes head in confusion.*
 *St Peter walks in.*
St Peter: What was that all about, ole bloke?
God: Haven't the foggiest, mate.
St Peter: God save the queen to that. Mind if I smoke?
God: Peter, you know how I hate fags...
St Peter: Righto. Sorry, chap.

Nov 10th

Fred Consults God part 9

Fred: Hey god, what do you think about nihilism?
God: Nihilism is nothing to me.
Fred: oh

Nov 10th

The Day That Lassie Went to the Moon - Camper Van...

Nov 10th

A wanderer, always lost but comfortable with it.

Sep 28th

She

She makes hate sound cute

Sep 28th

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the day the whole world went away - nine inch...

Sep 24th

Sarcasm at it's best →

Sep 23rd

inthefade: Queens of the Stone Age - Broken...

Sep 23rd

Fred Consults God part 8

Fred: Hey God, where am I?
God: 45.93543 latitude and -94.543224 longitude
Fred: GPS feature?
God: it comes standard
Fred: Fancy

Sep 16th

How do I cookies???

Seems like there’s more drama this year than last year. How did that happen? You would think people would have matured since last year. Maybe in the nature of animals with a higher intelligence is a need to create drama, minor and major. Isn’t that what war is? Disagreement over property or actions? Both parties so stubborn with their own view that they go as far as killing off the...

Sep 16th

Here’s a classic. Lots of dead end hamster...

Sep 16th

Watch

Yesterday’s song of the day, late. Apologies. This is definitely one of my favorite songs. watchwatchwatch here comes the wrecking balldont look like what i thoughtcomes and takes all of usleaves us a cloud of dust

Sep 16th

Goin’ Blind - The Melvins And I know how...

Sep 15th

Sep 13th

STDs!?! :(

The title of the project I’m working on for health class.

Sep 13th

Fred Consults God part 7

Fred: Hey god, what do you think about Charles Darwin?
God: He was pretty sexy in his teenage years
Fred: Thats not what I meant
God: What did you mean Fred?
Fred: Nevermind

Sep 13th

Wake Up - Arcade Fire If the children don’t...

Sep 13th

Gotta love Minnesota

I have mosquito bites on my fingers. Actually quite painful.

Sep 13th

Does anybody know a way?

Where can satisfaction truly be found in life? Are we to be truly lost throughout life always trying to fill this hole with things that only fall through the bottom?

Aug 20th

Riot Van - Arctic Monkeys

Aug 12th

Title

A question? An answer.

Aug 12th

Fred Consults God part 6

Fred: Hey God, what do you think about Christians?
God: -click-
Fred: Bitch hung up on me!

Aug 11th

Fred Consults God part 5

Fred: Hey God, what do you think about gay marriage?
God: Who told you about Sebastian??? 
Fred: errrrrr...

Aug 11th

Fred Consults God part 4

Fred: Hey God, what's the meaning of life?
God: To ask stupid questions.
Fred: oh...

Aug 11th

Fred Consults God part 3

Fred: Hey god, why does my junk hang like this?
God: because I created you in my image.
Fred: You too, eh?
God: Yeah...

Aug 11th

Fred Consults God part 2

Fred: Hey God, why does it smell like fish over here?
God: Oh, thats me, apologies
Fred: Oh, okay

Aug 11th

Fred Consults God part 1

Fred: Hey god, do you like hot dogs?
God: no, not really
Fred: Oh, okay

Aug 11th

Song of the day, August 10th, 2009 Yes! I am a...

Aug 11th

workworkwork

coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee Work would be a lot better if it weren’t for the getting up so early in the morning, not having time for breakfast, not having time to shower D:, not having to drive far away, and the co-workers, oh the co-workers… the fat guy that Only takes dumps at work so he has an excuse to get a break, he takes a half hour and makes the restroom smell for the rest of...

Aug 11th