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Work would be a lot better if it weren’t for the getting up so early in the morning, not having time for breakfast, not having time to shower D:, not having to drive far away, and the co-workers, oh the co-workers…

the fat guy that Only takes dumps at work so he has an excuse to get a break, he takes a half hour and makes the restroom smell for the rest of the day.

The fatter guy who talks about the last snl on Monday and about how it’s quality has deteriorated in recent times but last saturday’s show was actually pretty funny unlike most recently. This may be valid if he didn’t say this every week.

The bald guy who doesn’t realize his headphones are on so loud you can hear that he secretly loves abba more than anything else, probably also doesn’t realize he’s been humming along with dancing queen and saying “only seventeen” when the lyric goes by but not the rest ofthe song.

The cute girl with the annoying voice and laugh that you can hear from the other side of the building. It’s not that she’s a bad person by any means, it’s just that in the morning after a night of partying, a nasally voice and bombastic laugh is the last thing you want to be around.

The long hair and bearded guy who always fist bumps people and goes “hell yeah” about nothing specific throughout the day.

The guy with the glasses and pudgy cheeks despite being fairly skinny who always tries to strike up political conversation with people just to tell them they are wrong. His personal politics: whatever you’re against.

The boss, tells you what to do, has the authority to fire you, nuff said.

The guy who writes shit about his co-workers, who makes fun of them and puts it on his blog. That’s my least favorite, he needs to stop being such a hater.