- Fred: God, do you hate fags?
- God: Yes
- Fred: I knew it! Bye God, I'm gonna go burn a homo's house down!
- *God shakes head in confusion.*
- *St Peter walks in.*
- St Peter: What was that all about, ole bloke?
- God: Haven't the foggiest, mate.
- St Peter: God save the queen to that. Mind if I smoke?
- God: Peter, you know how I hate fags...
- St Peter: Righto. Sorry, chap.
Fred Consults God part 10